eat men like air

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

(via tieme-takeme)

whatsgrouse:

choosing from grouts at bunnings: that’s grouse

Pissed myself laughing at this whole tumblr. Grouse.

whatsgrouse:

choosing from grouts at bunnings: that’s grouse

Pissed myself laughing at this whole tumblr. Grouse.

  • East coasters: I drove through 17 states on the way to work
  • West coasters: I have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. Generations have died. Children have been born. When will I make it to the promised land
  • Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
  • Texans: Are we out of Texas yet it's been 5 months
  • Floridians: Please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki–